Is Getting An Invisible Boyfriend Cheating?
I was just asking for a friend. No, not really, I was totally asking for myself because INVISIBLE BOYFRIEND, Y’ALL. OK, let’s get the straight. I have a husband. I don’t want a boyfriend. (Or, an...
View ArticleNow Much More Muchier
Did you know that I wrote a book? (For real, I did, with two other really amazing women.) Well, we’re re-releasing 50 Shades of Frayed 2.0: The Much Muchier Version and we need your help. We are...
View ArticleLibidinous and Going on Reality TV
Part of being in the putting it all out there blogging world is that you get some interesting emails and pitches. And, once in a while, you get pitched to be on a reality TV show. This has happened to...
View ArticleDaughter: Today You Are Seven
Dear Ella, Today you are seven. I remember those few days in the hospital with you like it was yesterday. When we finally brought you home, you made sure that we understood that you were now in charge...
View ArticleWhen Mommy Shanks Daddy
A few days ago, the newly-turned seven year old told me that she created some art in the bathtub with her bathtub crayons. She was careful to tell me that she left it there, on the inside of the tub,...
View ArticleDear Parking Lot Guy Begging for Money
Dear Guy in the Parking Lot at the Store: I watched you approach multiple people in the parking lot today. It seemed like a good story; it was cold and you had run out of gas and had no money. The...
View ArticleAl Roker’s Breath
A few night’s ago I had a dream about Al Roker’s breath. It wasn’t about Al. It wasn’t about the Today Show. It was specifically about Al Roker’s breath. And I have no idea. All I know is that I had...
View ArticleDear Oscar Mayer: I Hate You #WienerRover
Last night I had an elf in my pants. It’s really been that kind of week for me — the kind where you check over your shoulder because you’re absolutely, positively sure that someone is filming this shit...
View ArticleMLK Day: An Important Message to Parents
Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. For many, it’s just another day — a day off of work, a day to get a break from school, a day that creates a much needed three-day weekend. But it’s so much more than that....
View ArticleDaughter: Today You Are Eight
Dear Ella: Today you are eight. Eight seems like another level to me, like when you have to check a box on the next age section of a form. Eight means serious business — no more little kid TV shows...
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